Dear Christmas,

Yes, I know you are coming soon.  We’re still expecting you on the 25th of this month as per tradition.  Everything should be as it ought when you arrive.

In the meantime, would you mind please waiting and not calling every day to assure that all it progressing as you anticipate?  We’re all awfully busy over here, and your constant need for attention right now is a remarkable distraction.

Thanks so much for your understanding.  We look forward to seeing you soon… but not sooner.


The Mrs.