The Mrs. and her husband, the Mr., live somewhere wonderful in the United States.
They have five perfect children with blog pseudonyms: their daughter, Bea, their son, Jet, their daughter, Birdie, their son, Doc, and their daughter, Bunny.
The family shares a historic home with whichever old dog has last been brought home from the shelter.
Beyond that, this blog is anonymous for a reason.
Happily, though, you don’t need to see a person’s face or know their name to know who they are.